Interscope v. Does 1-40
Named for one of the cases the RIAA is filing against college students for filesharing. Obviously, everything will be sampled.
HYHoMNB: Open Studios Edition
Props where they're due: awesome interactive deer by Andrew Barco
The following band and album names were all taken from the Somerville Open Studios 2008 participant self-descriptions.
[Jazz] earth / sound / mind
[Hip-Hop] Humanist Realist
[Electroclash] 2D 3D
[Alt-Country] lowbrow
[Christian] Assemblage (Album: Creatures, signs & wonders)
[Punk] Clowns & Strippers
[Indie] The Non-Trad Dolls (Album: Dollhouse Food)
[Twee] The Astronaut Paintings (Album: Oil Paintings of Existence)
and last
[Nu Metal] Succubi & Baby Tim
The Quinoa Loophole
Turns out quinoa is kosher for Passover, after rabbis argued a lot and performed a careful test to see if it would rise. It didn't.
Inspired by Jade and I planning our Passover menu.
The Ominous Adipose Icebergs
Be on the look out for their self-titled EP, which will include the hits "Alcohol Is Like a Cruise Missile" and "Men with Small Behinds" as well as the stirring ballad "Your Adrenal Gland Is Like a Power Tool (of My Love)."
Based on this story in the Wall Street Journal, which we suggest you read post-haste.
Qi-Gong and the 18 Lohans
The legend of the 18 Lohan Hands winds through the storied history of the Shaolin monastery, the gauzy past of the Bodhidharma and beyond -- to the very origins of human movement. But it wasn't until the modern practice of Qigong spread to the West that the human embodiment or, perhaps more crucially, the perfect musical expression of this art could be realized.
If you have a qi blockage, Qi-Gong and the 18 Lohans will loosen it.
Ronald Reagan and the Amazing TechniKevlar Dream Vest
Had Ronald Reagan been wearing a bullet-proof vest, he would have been even less dead than he was after his assassination attempt!
Land Line Calrissian
In keeping with the modern era, Billy Dee's new band has switched to doing commercial jingles touting the reliability of Comcast Digital Voice. Let him smoove you.
