Have you heard of my new band?

The Topsfield Cankles

Cf: http://www.topsfieldfair.org/

The Free-Floatin’ Boob Bottoms

Via Photoshop Disasters

Tawny Frogmouth Chicks

The Sustainable Penguins

Imagine the large one on vocals. Then imagine the small one.
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Insectodeath

Spray into cracks / crevices and corners / wherever insects hide / we leave only mourners

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Cooked In Dragon Fire

Just don't tell anyone their name comes from a Muppet.

T-Rex McCain and the Velociraptublicans

Hey Christine, can we get a 'Rockabilly' category added on this thing?

(All props to Lora 3.0 for finding the image at Yahoo News.)

Meatball Splash

The Messy Fluff Shenanigans

Like if the Dropkick Murphys did a kids' album.

MC Grabthar's Hammer